The First of many people..... Welcome to the
'Top-Tuesday-5' here is where I will every week, yes you've guessed it! on Tuesday name a top 5 something........
This week... my Top5 -
Gym Pet-Peeves!
All of these are things I see on a day to day bases that either make me want to physically hurt someone, or just make me wonder why these people even bother coming to the gym to 'train'
1) -
Mobile Phones...... Ok I know that most people have iPhones, so you can't really not have your Phone in the gym with you. But when I say that mobile phones annoy me. I'm talking about the idiots that sit on a bench (in a crowded gym at peek time) and have a chat to their mums! If your not using the kit, get off it! And as far as I'm concerned, if you're wiling to take a call or are waiting for a call while in the gym...... your not training hard enough!
2) -
Lucozade is for athletes..... I very often see Joe-public in the gym swigging on a lucozade or lucozade light. Now this isn't a problem if your trying to up your calorie content because of the amount of physical energy expenditure you give out on a daily basis. I.E. if your a endurance athlete, strength trainer, bodybuilder or competitive athlete. But for everyday people, this is simply clever marketing, and people thinking they need it.
What would be better??....... Water. or if you need a isotonic drink to replenish the salt and sugars you have lost, Combine half a glass of fruit juice with half a glass of water and add a small amount of salt. It will be better for you and will cost about 80% less.
The reason why I'm trying to point people away from it, is due to it meaning that most of the work at the gym is counter productive, due to the fact that the calories that you're burning, you're putting straight back into the body.
Lucozade (sport) - 28kcal per 100ml - 1 bottle = 140kcal = extra 10min on treadmill- med/high intensity.
Lucozade (light) - 10kcal per 100ml - 1 bottle = 50kcal = extra 6 min on treadmill- med/high intensity
So simply, opt for water, and see more results.
3) -
Guys fondling their masculinity......... This trend I seem not able to get my head around. Guys in the gym with their hands down their trousers, like they're at home. My trail of thought goes like this...... Guy fondling his crotch - fondling crotch man's hands on the weights - I use the weights fondling crotch man has been using - I have inadvertently touched fondling crotch man's genitals........
PROPER DISGUSTING!!
So I think I speak for everyone when I say........ All 'Gym Crotch Fondlers'
........DON'T DO IT! ITS WEIRD! AND I DON'T WANT TO BE TOUCHING YOUR GENITALS!
4) -
Put Your Weights Back!...... This will always be a problem in any badly managed gyms, and they should impose penalties for bad gym etiquette. So time and time again I come to the gym all ready to get into a nice zone and crack out some squats or dead-lifts, or if I feel like treating myself maybe a cheeky bench press. But oh wait............. Some complete inconsiderate bastard has decided to put 100kg on the only free bar, and leave it after he's done with it.
Gym etiquette the same as politeness costs nothing. And if everyone puts back the stuff they use. The weights area would have a much faster and easier turn over at busier periods.
So pretty please with a cherry on top.......
PUT YOUR WEIGHTS AWAY!
5) -
Ice Hockey Player, On Chicken Legs........ This is for the lads who are 'Trying to get Big' Go and stand in front of a full length mirror with just a pair of shorts on, and take a look at how disproportionate your legs are to your upper body. Firstly you look ridiculous and if you ever tried to do any serious lifting, your going to be in trouble! and Secondly a little tip: Training your legs (biggest muscle groups in the body) has massive benefits! due to being the biggest muscle groups in the body, they produce the biggest testosterone boost when trained. So if you train another body part after your leg workout. You can take advantage of the extra testosterone in the system.
Train the legs for better upper to lower body proportion, and also gaining more muscle for the entire body.
Note: I found it very hard to find a picture to highlight my disproportionate legs to upper body syndrome. So I put this picture in of Franco Columbu (my favorite bodybuilder of all time) who I think is one of the best examples of a perfectly proportionate bodybuilder.
Nice one. I'm off for a cheeky espresso and a good long read.